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Burlington Reports
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Issue 25, September 2019
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Pet Humor Burlington The Cat And The Cat-Fe
Pet Humor
Some cat and dog Riddles to tickle your
funny bone: Hello, Burlington Dad looked confused. “Cat-Fe?”
here. Or should I
1. Q: Why are dogs like phones? say, “Garçon here”? Mom nodded so fast it made her
ponytail bounce. “I was reading
A: Because they have collar No; you’re right. A about several coffee-houses and
IDs! garçon is a waiter cafes across the country that are
in a French
2. Q: What is a cat’s favorite restaurant or hotel, run in cooperation with animal
shelters. People go there to get a
movie? and Mom’s café is not French. cup of coffee or a snack, and they
A: “The Sound of Mewsic!” Also, I’m not a waiter. And Health get to interact with some of the
Department rules don’t allow me cats and dogs that are available
3. Q: Why do dogs run in circles? to be near the food. for adoption.”
A: Because it's hard to run in
squares! But I’m getting ahead of myself “Ah,” Mallory said, smiling, “that
again. Allow me to start from the sounds fun!”
4. Q: How do you know a cat is beginning. Mom
agitated? Guess what! Mom opened a café! shrugged.
A: He’s having a hissy fit! “Well, we
It all started this spring, when the
5. Q: Why did the opportunity arose for her to rent already
know that
snowman name the unit next door to the book lots of
his dog "Frost"? store. people like
A: Because "Frost" bites! “What will you do?” Dad had to drink
asked her when she brought it up coffee or
6. Q: What’s a cat’s favorite for discussion over dinner the tea while they read, and lots of
magazine? night she found out the unit was people like to read with a cat
A: Good Mousekeeping! available. “Are you going to nearby, so why not offer all of
expand the store?” those things in one place?”
7. Q: Which dog breed absolutely
LOVES living in the city? “I want to knock out part of the Matthew looked up over his glass
A: A New Yorkie! wall to create an archway and put of milk. “Will it just be cats?”
in a café that will be an extension “Yeah,” Jersey muttered from her
8. Q: What’s a cat’s of the book store.” spot beside me on the floor,
favorite color? She grinned before adding, “Guess “What about dogs?”
A: Purr-ple! what I’ll call it.”
Mom nodded to Matthew. “I’m
9. Q: Why aren't dogs “Books and coffee?” Matthew going to focus on cats at this
good suggested. café,” she explained, “because
dancers? “Nourish Your Brain and Body?” Helen is coordinating with the
TNR program at the rescue group
A: Because they have two left was Mallory’s guess. to bring some of their cats to the
feet! Finally, Mom told them: “Paige café to meet the people who
Turner’s Books and Cat-Fe!” could potentially adopt them.”
10. Q: Why was the cat afraid of
the tree? You may remember that Mom’s
A: Because of its bark! friend, Helen, adopted her cat,
Patches (previously known to me
11. Q: Why can't dogs work the TV
remote? (Continued on page 4)
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